{"product_id":"a-privatized-little-hell","title":"A Privatized Little Hell","description":"\u003cul class=\"product-canadian-qualifiers\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"product-canadian-qualifiers__item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eManufactured in Canada\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rte text--pull\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eA Privatized Little Hell\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eis the adventure for tables that have outgrown dungeons and want something with\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eteeth\u003c\/em\u003e—and a severance package.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA high-level dark comedy adventure for 5e that will make your current capitalist hellscape seem less bad.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGod’s been robbed. We’re breaking the thief out of Hell to find out where he stashed the goods.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAre you in?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA Privatized Little Hell is a 5e-compatible Black Comedy Dungeon Crawl for roughly four characters of sixteenth level. This is a high-level hellscape that’ll keep your players chuckling, gasping, and fighting to escape. Warning: this adventure will kick your ass and charge you for the pleasure!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncludes\u003cbr\u003eA Rare Find - The Definitive high-level indie adventure for 5e.\u003cbr\u003eTortured Artistry - 104 lush pages of rich, raucous writing and art.\u003cbr\u003eEncounter design that respects your players' power - No trash mobs. No filler. Every fight is a set piece worthy of 16th-level legends.\u003cbr\u003eNPCs you'll actually remember - Devils with performance reviews, damned middle managers, and one very stressed archfiend trying to make Q4 numbers.\u003cbr\u003eLoot worth dying for (again) - Magic items that feel like rewards, not spreadsheet entries .\u003cbr\u003eThe Depth Crawl System - Procedural hell generation for when your party inevitably goes off-book into the abyss.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WatcherDM","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67545408635106,"sku":null,"price":54.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2029\/9579\/files\/iidjb6ipgifcsswagi9w.webp?v=1790385160","url":"https:\/\/www.theswordandboardtoronto.com\/products\/a-privatized-little-hell","provider":"The Sword \u0026 Board","version":"1.0","type":"link"}