Exalted Funeral

Unicorn Meat


Unicorn Meat

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  • Brand: Exalted Funeral
  • Type: rpg
  • Availability: In Stock

Unicorn Meat is a southern gothic horror adventure inspired by LISA the Painful, True Detective, and Lord of the Flies, set in the decaying ruins of the last unicorn farm in the world. Play as carvergirls attempting to escape, or as adults unravelling the horror at the center of the Rochefocauld Company's great sin. Compatible with any number of old-school and old school-adjacent RPGs.

Features include:

  • System-agnostic adventure
  • Explore the farm, the factory, the swamp, and the caves beneath.
  • Carvergirl character class, new items and spells, spiritual combat and mutation mechanics
  • Support for one-shot and campaign-length games
  • Colorful NPCs and factions - Throw yourself right into the front of the brewing gang war
  • Streamlined card-based wilderness exploration system - Muck around in the swamp without making a mess
  • The MEAT ECONOMY - Food is money. Is that big knife worth going hungry for? Is a full meal worth the risk of a hunt?

Content Warning: child abuse, intense violence, gore, body horror, disease/starvation, implied assault, alcohol and drug abuse, religious trauma, and slavery.

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